Alex de Renzy (FEMMES DE SADE, PRETTY PEACHES) was one of the greatest directors of adult films ever, his career starting in the late 60's and preceeding well into the 90's. So saying that BABY FACE, stands as his crowning achievement is no small praise. This ranks as one skinflick that truly has it all, a complete storyline, fine production, and a couple of decent acting performances and some of the hottest sex scenes ever assembled in a single movie.
Big, lumbering Dan Roberts stars as the hapless construction worker who has to go into hiding following his seduction of underage but willing Priscilla (Lyn Cuddles Malone) which incurs the wrath of her religious fanatic of a man. After a near-fatal accident leaves him unconsciously drifting in the bay, he is saved by fan favorites Amber Hunt (FIONA ON FIRE) and Linda Wong (SWEET CAKES) who clean him up and then some. Hunt comes up with the brilliant idea of taking him to the Training Camp, a brothel catering exclusively for rich women and run by her aunt, affectionately referred to as the Champ.
This fancy cathouse provides the perfect backdrop for the movie's myriad sexual situations, nearly all of them handled with great style and enthusiasm by cast and filmmaker alike, shot through with a wickedly subversive humor. Standout scenes include gentle giant Roberts tender initiation of the eager Malone, their contrast in size providing an instant thrill all by itself, and the late great Kristine Heller taking on pretty much all the guys present in what has to stand as the single greatest gang bang sequence ever committed to film or video.
竟然不是一味的吵吵闹闹，还增加了历史元素，李成桂灭了高丽，建立朝鲜，寻宝寻到企鹅群，笑死。韩孝周很有那个味儿，李光洙带动搞笑，姜河那一般，不如权相宇。不得不说，特效不错。
前十分钟我真的觉得很稀奇来着，充满亚洲风的海盗，还带点亡国恨巴拉巴拉。然后越看越无语，四六不靠乱七八糟，剧情神经特效失败不明所以企鹅是个什么鬼啊！虽然用了女人做船长但船上人员并未适当增加女性比例，这使得女船长显得更像虚假的政治正确也或者单纯地增加点看头（虽然海盗也不是啥好东西哈）那既然要搞噱头了为什么不能安排女女恋爱。男女主感情线要尬死我了。54在干嘛啊，没有身份背景就纯耍帅呗（虽然最后船上的娇羞抱抱有点甜）。全剧最值得看的就是李光洙cut了……
受尽屈辱的刀客，“十步杀一人，千里不留行。”李白的《侠客行》写的可是大侠，而剧中主角限于北方一县治下的“帮闲”，干的是白吃黑的勾当，配不上诗一样的片名。又干嘛要借鉴水浒林都头蒙冤的戏码，连姓名也不改，打戏不错，可惜没有好剧本。
挺好看的武侠风，简洁的对话，真是的演技，茫茫大漠，不知道是那些弱智打这么低分，都是舔欧美日韩人拉的大便的吧，祝你们吃屎开心啊-_-||
欢乐闹腾海盗片，不用考虑逻辑，可以看。另：所有人都扯着嗓子大吼大叫，耳朵危险。
看到后面真的会得深海恐惧症
徒有海盗之名的影片，情节一塌糊涂，从头嚷嚷到尾，一些打斗动作还有点意思，也有些搞笑桥段和动作，女主颜值、身段还行，着装可不像那时的海盗，挺干净、时尚。
难得中途弃的电影，只想说喜剧不是谁都可以演好的，比起正剧、悲剧，喜剧真的难上不少，这剧尤其男主搞笑实在太尬了。
不知道这片怎么打到不及格的。韩孝周你们不动心。而且在海上漂泊那么久还那么光鲜，特别是甩头发
3872条龙!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈看得好开心就够了，况且特效啊打戏设计啊寻宝啊都不错，毕竟海盗题材电影很少嘛！为了最后权相宇的死法，我给满分💯!!
优点就是抄了很多加勒比海盗，缺点就是画虎不成反类犬！剧情线太多太杂，谈恋爱的还要找两对，不知道那条线才是主线，寻宝反而变的无足轻重，配乐也用的杰克船长主旋律，就差把船改成黑珍珠号！
李光洙果然还是来搞笑的。
剧情较之第一部也是薄弱得多，完全奔人了，好在有制作撑着，看个热闹。（周啊，什么时候脱离选本怪圈(>_<)）
这是一部让我从片名喜欢到幕后的片子，……也许，江湖就是这样吧，刀光剑影，酣畅淋漓，侠肝义胆，热血千秋！作为一个武侠小迷，很欣赏这部片子的打戏，一招一式尽显真功夫，一人一刀诉尽江湖心！
如果第一部还能勉强当成搞笑动作片看，这部看了五分钟就被我删了，纯脑残片，而且很吵。
近年来不可多得的武侠片，算小成本制作的良心之作！
虽然剧情头轻脚重，生拉硬凑不连贯，笑点还是足的，李光洙当配角太抢镜了，以及真的处处加勒比海盗的影子。个人感觉做贺岁档爆米花电影还是可以的
如果第一部还能勉强当成搞笑动作片看，这部看了五分钟就被我删了，纯脑残片，而且很吵。
李光洙真的太逗了，比之前看的什么神秘海域要有意思多了
又臭又长又聒噪，河那你为什么要接这么个看着令人闹心的电影。
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